Friday, December 4, 2009
I literally teared
Jason sent me this one. I think he connected with the video because he wakes himself up with his explosive farts.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tie Tie
Those shoes. Those ridiculous shoes. I know Reebok EasyTone's look bizarre, but if you go to Reebok.com you can costume color and design your very own EasyTone's. I constantly get compliments from both my patient's, but mostly their husbands telling me how much they like my kicks, asking me what they are, and where to get them. Justine is always ahead of the trend, old lady trend. Respect. On a serious note, I swear my these shoes. They don't look as ridiculous as other fitness shoes and you really do feel a difference in your legs (and I imagine your abs, but I have strong abs already), especially when you where them for an 8 hour shift. I don't think my legs have ever looked better, but this could also be a combination of the EasyTone's and Personal Training. Regardless, if you do a lot of walking, I highly recommend this awesome invention. Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Review: SUN Laboratories • Ultra Dark Lotion
I think this product is affordable for how much you get. Many of the larger Bed, Bath, and Beyond's that carry beauty products have this so you can save 20% on a bottle with a coupon. Still cheaper than tanning.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Do It Yourself - Drug Interactions
Monday, November 2, 2009
Here's to a happy and healthy life!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Fruitcake Lady Tells It Like It Is - Funny Compilation
Show image location, iPhones
- Setting
- General
- Location Service
- Switched the tab off
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Sunless tanner reviews: Bain de Soleil Radiance Eternelle and Sun Giesee's Ultra Dark Self Tanning Aerosol Spray
This is supposed to be a revolutionary tanning product since you can spray yourself "evenly all over...without ever having to rub it in." Talk about gimmick gone wrong. You can spray your whole body, but you are covered in dark patches. Regardless if you follow the directions and spray 6 inches away, the dark splotches result. Now you have to get your hands dirty and rub in the mess and no matter how much you try to scrub this chemical off it is there to stay. So say hello to hobo hands (and feet unless you are really careful). It's also very hard to try to color the backs of your hands once you have finally cleaned your palms. While the color that developes is nice and dark (olive like), I just find this product to messy and complicated compared to other products out there. Monday, October 26, 2009
My weekly horoscope
You may be feeling the joys of Saturn leaving your sign this week. The last few years of dishevel are now behind you. There are lovely relationship aspects for you mid week bringing a fresh perspective to old problems. Opportunities are now around for a new romance to blossom into something more. Communications are now open again. Contacts with others which have been blocked are now firmly re-established. You may wish to put off a bit longer any changes to career. Give yourself time to just enjoy yourself and breath again.Clearly I like it and knew that everything was about to change for the better.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
The eyes are the window to the soul.
*Spoiler* Shopgirl Ending
The premise of the movie is a young woman falls in love with an older man who cannot open his heart to her, or presumably anyone. And the story goes...
So I can hurt now or hurt later. Now I guess.Utter sadness verbalized by Mirabelle as she realizes that no matter how much she loves Ray , being with him will only cause her anguish. And so she leaves...
Some nights alone he thinks of her. And some nights alone she thinks of him. Some nights these thoughts occur at the same moment. And Mirabelle and Ray are connected without ever knowing it...The quote is longer, however this is the important aspect. Ray searches for Mirabelle in the women he meets and ends up content in his discontent. However, Mirabelle, has presumably found reciprocal love, respect, and adoration with another who is more willing and able than Ray could ever be.
And my favorite quote accompanied by a prefacing clip is of the ending. The following quote is words spoken as Ray Porter watches Mirabelle walk away to the arms of her lover and realizes the consequences of his choices:
As Ray Porter watches Mirabelle walk away he feels a loss. How is it possible, he thinks, to miss a woman whom he kept at a distance so that when she was gone he would not miss her. Only then does he realize that wanting part of her and not all of her had hurt them both and how he cannot justify his actions except that... well... it was life.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Bacon Mac with Green Onions
- 3 1/4 teaspoons salt, divided
- 12 ounces whole wheat penne pasta
- 4 teaspoons all-purpose flour
- 1 1/2 cups skim milk, divided
- 2 cups finely shredded sharp cheddar cheese, divided (I like the New Zealand Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese from Trader Joe's)
- 1/4 cup sliced green onions or Chives
- 1 teaspoon hot sauce (the spicer, the better)
- 1/4 teaspoon pepper
- 2 slices center-cut bacon, cooked and crumbled
- Cooking spray
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
- Harriet Van Horne
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Proof
derek jeter has herpes
therefore
yankees > eveything
because herpes > eveyrthing
Thursday, September 24, 2009
During periods of stagnation, our lower nature can easily rise to power. Concentrate on your personal affairs with a quiet dignity, even if that means forfeiting short-term rewards.
Desiring to change a situation too quickly often creates extra conflict. By accepting hardship, while striving to maintain integrity, you are preparing for future growth. "A seed of prosperity is often hidden inside the husk of misfortune."
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.~ Anna Louise Strong
- * pick my battles and avoid sweating the small stuff.
- * focus on the positive in my relationship.
- * stop blaming others when I am just as much at fault.
- * stop making assumptions or judgments.
- * stop saying negative thing about any of his family or friends (he can reach his own conclusions—my negative views do nothing for our relationship)."
Monday, September 21, 2009
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you
I'm just so fucking depressed
I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up
I don't know how or why or when
I ended up this position I'm in
I'm starting to feel dissin' again
So I decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make an attempt to vent
But I just can't admit
Or come to grips with the fact that I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
And I know some shit's so hard to swallow
But I can't just sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow but I know one fact
I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything's so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check
The temperature of the room
Just as soon as I walk in, it's like all eyes on me
And so I try to avoid any eye contact
'Cause if I do that then it opens the door
For conversation, like I want that
I'm not looking for extra attention
I just wanna be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no fucking man servant
Trying to follow me around and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of 'em ain't even funny like
Ha! Marshall you're so funny man
You should be a comedian, god damn!"
Unfortunately I am
I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't gotta trade our shoes
And you ain't gotta walk no thousand miles
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others eyes
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves
And flip 'em, don't expect no help
Now I could've either just sat on my ass
And pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which I'm placed in
And get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid
To wait by the door and pack his bags
I sat on the porch and hoped and prayed
For a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in
Every single place, every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid
And Edna always told me
Keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there
Holding my tongue tryna talk like that
'Til I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole
At 8 years old
I learned my lesson then
'Cause I wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
'Cause where you see it, from where you're sittin
It's probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile
In each others shoes at least
What size you wear? I wear 10's
Let's see if you can fit your feet
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others eyes
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
So
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you
Yeah, to my babies
Stay strong, daddy will be home soon
And to the rest of the world
God gave you shoes to fit you
So put 'em on and wear 'em
Be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny
Don't ever let anyone tell you you ain't beautiful
Stephen: Really?
Michael: Really.
Stephen: Anything?
Michael: I'll do anything.
Stephen: People say that, they don't mean it.
Michael: But I mean it!
Stephen: Well it's very simple... do whatever it takes.
Michael: It's that simple?
Stephen: Yes... you can't fail if you don't give up.
Friday, September 18, 2009
A thought to consider
Live as you feel like, not as you think you should live like. Your feelings are seldom wrong, because you are designed to feel a certain way
Thursday, September 17, 2009
The Big Texan
The limo with the steers is the free limo that takes you to the restaurant if you stay at any of the hotels / motels in the fine city of Amarillo.
The food was awesome, the challenge was fun to watch, the atmosphere was lively and I would go back in a heartbeat. For those of you who don't know, Adam Richman of Man vs. Food came here for a segment on his Amarillo episode and attempted the 72 oz challenge which consists of eating 72 ounces of steaks with a side of baked potato, dinner roll, salad, and shrimp cocktail.
That's 6 lbs of food in 1 hour. Adam Richman was able to finish it, but the man we saw attempt to beat the mean piece of meat did not.
The rain has started in the New York area. Or presumably so. The forecast says that it will be overcast tomorrow and this weekend I am going away to sunshine and hot tubs and land of hills and glute workouts! But never fear...Justine brought her Buddha umbrella. No sad faces when they see this ray of light!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Half Carafe
It's barely bigger than the size of a wine glass, comparable to a bottle of vinegar. Once again, another exemplar for Pauline's awesomeness.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
My favorite random thoughts from people 25-35 yearsold
- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent asshole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
- The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
A history lesson made fun
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell . .. . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
People say I'm a bad driver, but today I watched a woman who looked both ways turn onto a one way street. A car honked at her and then she proceeded to park, if you will, long enough for me to: - pull my iPhone out of my purse
- go to the camera application
- click "don't allow" current location to be known
- and then take a picture of her finally reversing from her present spot.
Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavor and human creations.I hope everyone is enjoying themselves. Truly.
~ Einstein
I hate being not trusted. I hate being not heard. I hate being treated poorly. And especially I hate feeling empty.
I think most people are in search of something very similar. Fulfillment. Completion.
The sun is out. Let's enjoy it shall we?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Liquid Gold
Ascendant in Virgo and Sun in Virgo
Your excellent discrimination and analytical ability should help you to be successful. Your tendency to criticize rather than empathize, however, often makes others feel that you do not appreciate or respect them.

Sun in Virgo
At heart you are modest and humble, and you rarely strive to be in the limelight or in a position of power. You have a sharp analytical mind, a keen eye for detail, and you prefer to observe, dissect and study life from a distance. Conscientious and conservative, you can be relied upon to be careful, efficient and thorough in your work and you take pride in doing a job well. What you may lack in self-confidence you often make up for in skill -- developing expertise, technical knowledge, and competency in some specialized area. You are adept at using your hands to create or fix things, and meticulous attention to detail and careful craftsmanship are your forte. Some would say you are a little TOO meticulous, for you can be extremely critical and petty if everything is not done exactly as you think it should be, and you worry about things that other people consider trivial and unimportant. You like to organize, categorize, and arrange everything into a logical system, and you are often distinctly uncomfortable when something does not fit into a neat category. Disorganization vexes you. You probably wish that you were not such a perfectionist, for besides being a stickler for details, you can be mercilessly self-critical as well. Whether in your environment or in yourself, you tend to focus on the flaws, with a desire to improve, refine and perfect. You are strictly factual, truthful, and scrupulously honest in your self-estimation, and you often do not give yourself enough praise or credit.
You are also highly discriminating and may be especially particular about your diet, hygiene and health habits. You have high aesthetic standards and refined sensitivities, and will be bothered by elements in your surroundings (such as disorder, cigarette smoke, etc.) that others overlook. Your tastes are simple, understated, but refined. Coarseness, bluntness and vulgarity really offend you. You can be difficult to live with sometimes because of your fastidiousness, your sensitivity and your idiosyncrasies about food and cleanliness.
Though you seem rather cool and self-contained, you have a very helpful nature and you enjoy serving others. You are content to be in a supportive, assisting role rather than in the lead. You are quietly devoted to the ones you care for.
You are careful and cautious in your approach to life, realistic, practical, and disinclined to gamble. You analyze before you act. You are too serious sometimes. Allowing yourself to play and to make mistakes would be HEALTHY for you!

Sun in the 12th House
You tend to get involved in the helping professions or in activities where your efforts are hidden, behind the scenes, unacknowledged, or unknown to the public. Asserting yourself or getting up in front of an audience may be exceedingly uncomfortable for you.
Sun Square Mars: You are direct, energetic, sometimes aggressive and combative. You often feel that you need to fight to get what you want and you tend to have a "me-first" attitude that angers or irritates others. You are hasty, restless, impatient and sometimes reckless.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Sad
Terrible.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Words of wisdom
I'm glad you have chosen to live a life that matters....it doesn't happen by accident...it's not just circumstance but the choices we make to get there.....
~ The Godmother
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Atonement
SPOILER
Do not read the following unless you do not care about me spoiling much of the story line. I suggest you stop reading and watch the film!
SPOILER
A young girl has a very vivid imagination. She wants to be a writer when she grows older. She sees something that is complicated and thus she doesn't fully understand the scope of what is occurring before her eyes. She accuses an older man, whom she also has feelings for, of hurting her cousin. She does this because he is in a relationship with her older sister. This false accusation separates him from the one he loves. For the rest of his life he cannot be with his love and the young girl punishes herself as well. She creates a story to be able to cope with her life and loosing everything, because in the end she has nothing but her tales. And the lovers are never reunited.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
If in the morning of your soul, a brush of tenderly imagined lips: It's only love and gone in the way of everything.
If in the midnight dregs of a cocktail glass a teardrop falls: It's only love and gone in the way of everything.
If in the singing twilight of the dawn you give your heart unwanted: It's only love and gone in the way of everything.
Then what in the hours of your life is love? It's here, then gone. But gives it's name to everything.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Current play list
Minnie...
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Murder suspect's case ends in mistrial
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Do I even want to address this? There was so much evidence supporting the guilt of Rich and Michelle it amazes me. Physical evidence. There was an eye witness who didn't even want to testify and he did. Why? Because ultimately there are people who still do the right thing. Apparently, it doesn't matter. There will always be someone (aka a defense attorney) who believes in supporting the fucking devil. Beautiful. No one is going to hold your hand and lift the veil for you folks.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Excited!













