Proof

My best friend tried to explain in proof why the Yankees are the best baseball team:

derek jeter has herpes
therefore
yankees > eveything
because herpes > eveyrthing

Oh Jason Chen, what would I do without your cunning logic gracing my life?

The answer children, is die.  

Jason: maybe he just said what u needed to hear at the time?

like in the matrix, the oracle said neo wasn't the one

hahaha

but NEO WAS THE ONE

omg and we have hawtness for constantine

haha