A group of senior citizens were talking over the breakfast table in a nursing home. "My arms are so weak, I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said the first.
"Yes, I know," agreed the second. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another went on.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
"Well, it's not all bad," said one woman cheerfully. "At least we can still drive!"
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