Secrets to a happy marriage

When I was at one of the boyfriend's coworkers house, he told me his secrets for a happy marriage.  It's amusing.

1. Name your kids what your wife wants to name them.
2. Live where your wife wants to live.
3. You only need to be great on 6 days.  The rest you can get away being good.  Those days are (in no particular order since they are ALL important): 
1. Valentine's Day
2. Wedding Anniversary
3. Christmas
4. Thanksgiving
5. Wife's Birthday
6. Mother's Day
7. Mother in Laws Day.  (He said it was more important for the mom to like you than the dad.  I think both are important personally.)  

You're welcome.