I should take a picture of myself.  I am ridiculously dark.  Yes, there is no better word to describe the beauty that is my hot, sexy, deep, gorgeous tan skin then ridiculously, which happens to be a great verb in this case.  I would take a picture, but then I would have stalkers for life and we just can't have that.  So I will give you pictures of things that can't possibly cause people to stalk me.  Fewf! *wipes brow*

The view from the 18th floor of this ridiculously priced hotel.  Yes, even the NHL people stayed here and had their party.  Who knew En Vouge was still around?  It's a swanky place and they know how to make the most amazing pigs in a blanket.  No joke.  

It's nice to get to read an awesome mystery (Midnight in Madrid) on my awesome Kindle while taking breaks to look at the ocean.  All this while being protected by a wind guard.  AWESOME!  I know, I know...my life sucks big time.  

I'm very tempted to lay in the tub, read MIM, while hearing the soothing sounds of Kenny Ocean accompanied by the Blue Water Ft. Lauderdale Orchestra.  I still have an hour before gym time to do this.  I ate to much awesome salad and chicken fingers so the tummy has to rest.  

And let's just save this cool coffee maker for last.  HAVE YOU SEEN ONE?  They are amazing.  They make a perfect cup of Starbucks or tea.  This would be an amazing I love my J$, daughter, girlfriend, ________ (fill in the blank), etc. gift.  I'm not picky.