My favorite random thoughts from people 25-35 yearsold

1. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
2. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent asshole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
3. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
   
4. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
   
5. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.